About The Box Turtle

The failing Box Turtle is the number one source of fake news for Lower Merion Township, Pennsylvania, though we reserve the right to cover Philadelphia instead. It is a satirical publication, and its content should not be taken as fact. Founded in 2017 by an autistic comedian with delusions of grandeur, The Box Turtle aims to eventually be blocked on Lower Merion School District networks. It is a production of Main Line Limes, which also produces the Jewish Logarithm.

The offices of The Box Turtle can be found in the Indian Creek or wherever we happen to be at the time, in Broomall, PA on occupied Lenape territory. Correspondence for The Box Turtle may be addressed to the Editor-in-Chief, Josh Hoffman, at limes@mainlineboxturtle.com.